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I wish I was exaggerating for comedic effect like I do every other time in my life, but not today!

So we went to go see Evil Dead: The Musical! last night. I've seen it before, so I got us tickets for the "Splatter Zone" - which is what you think it is. The second half of the show is all over-the-top blood sprays that they aim at the audience. Which, okay, yay! This should be fun.


At the end, they abandon all pretense and the sprinklers went on full of blood. Sticky, corn-syrupy blood.

Now, I don't mind being messy. What I do mind is being messy with no relief in sight. I didn't bring a change of clothes or a shower. I was wearing a clean bra for chrissakes!

We were completely soaked. In a Toronto winter. And we parked 2 blocks away. I didn't put my coat on. CURSES.

In other news, you should totally see Evil Dead: The Musical. It's really fun.

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