...suddenly you see a sign for Dave and Paul's Chili Pot Restaurant and you know this is the place you are are going to stop and chow down, even if that means your colon will later decide to kill you by spontaneously combusting.

What do you order?:

  • Chili Fire Dog and Habanero Salsa
  • Smoke Sausage Chili Pot
  • Burn Twice Chili
  • Jalapeno Chili Verde
  • Phil's Smokin' Hot Chili Pepper Pot
  • Chili Rellano and Salsa Rojo
  • Chili Con Carnage
  • Martha's Kick Ass Chile

There are no wrong answers, only 800 miles to go. Choose wisely.