Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

Socially Awkward Smeagol.

So I'm sitting here in the lab working first thing in the morning. Normally on Friday there's about ten people in the building, and today it's raining, so we're down to about three or four.

So I felt reasonably safe to... well...


...Naturally, right as I 'relax', Cute Girl from Marketing walks into the lab.

And I make direct eye contact with her.

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