Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

This was me in 2006. I'd been thinking for a while that I wanted to do Land of the Lost, and I finally had to do it before that awful movie came out and ruined it for everybody.

Before that, one of these was me. I am not the better looking one in the picture. But I did find this cool Masonic thing to wear.

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This is me when I whatever I wanted to wear doesn't work out (twice), and I end up being a costume contest judge.

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And this is me when I ended up winning best in show. Not really my best costume, so my winning upset some people. But I got extra points for staying in character all evening. I went as Maryann Forrester from True Blood.

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And this is me in 2007. We had sort of a fairy tale theme that year, or twisted fairy tales, or warped fairy tales, or something. But somehow all the women participating in the theme picked the same story, and we had like seven different versions of Little Red Riding Hood.

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I've pushed for people to wear costumes they wore to past Halloween parties, so this year if all goes well I'll be wearing this again.

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