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Someone Is Stealing Ferrets!

And they will goddamn rue the day they decided to start doing that! If there is one creature on this planet who I will not tolerate any shenanigans towards it is the awesome and hilarious and mischievous ferret. Whoever you are, you have just made a very powerful enemy!

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Seriously, look at these adorable little critters. It takes a sick individual to deprive their owners of the joy of having these cuties in their lives.


Damnit. Now I want a ferret. A few. An entire business of them! (A group of ferrets is known as a "business". Just FYI, for those who didn't know that.)

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