The most successful - and non-violent - version of Spider-Man gets his just deserts in the current Spider-Verse storyline. Man, they meant it when they said "every Spider-Man ever"!
Artist Ty Templeton posted the one-page story on his Art Land blog. The comic will be appearing in
an upcoming Spider-Verse Team-Up Spider-Verse #1, out this week (Thanks for the assist, Jaystrang!), check it out:
Poor guy. This is the same Spider-Man who defeated every villain he faced with delicious Hostess snacks! For frame of reference, here's a random adventure:
He probably should've stuck to fighting evil chairs.