Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Illustration for article titled Spousal Discipline in the House of Hatrack

In case you don't know, the Dowager Hatrack and the Hatrack Emeritus have an apartment in our basement. My father is a retired carpenter and believes there is nothing he can't fix. Tonight at dinner we heard some pounding from below.

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Mrs. Hatrack: What is Grampa hammering now?

WinnieTheWoot: Bobo.

Me: Grampa hasn't hammered Bobo for years.

WtW: Aaaaaahhhh!

And Mrs. Hatrack shoots me in the head with the spray bottle.

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