Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
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STORYTIME: Crazy Library Patron

So today was an INSANE day for me at the library, but this one bit of hilarity is completely worth sharing.

This older lady walked up to us at the circulation desk on her way out and asked; "Is there any spot in the library without wi-fi, where I won't get zapped?"


Her 'zapped' comment really threw me off, but after a brief but awkward silence I replied with the answer; "No ma'am, the entire library is wi-fi enabled."

She responded; "So no matter where I go in the library, I will get zapped by the rays?"

At this point my mouth couldn't form words, so I simply nodded my head.

She then gave me this look; head tilted up, eyes open wide, nodding repeatedly. It was like I just confirmed something that she knew all along.


I really wanted to stop her and ask her about her crazy theories on wi-fi, but it took all of my willpower to hold-off on my uncontrollable laughter until after she left the building.

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