So, I finished Sword Art Online (it's a mess), and decided to search Youtube for an abridged parody, ala Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series. Of course, several people have created abridged series for it.
The best one I found is called "Sword Art Online Abridged Parody," and is pretty funny, so I thought I'd share. They've covered the first three episodes so far, each video is about 8-12 minutes.
They've already had one take down notice (that third video is a link to a subtitled version some other channel put up), so get it while the getting is good.