... in light of recent celebrations:
Yeah, she looks innocent enough but don't let her fool you. The Great PB&J Heist of 2002? She was the ring leader. The…
it might be time for them to make with the sexy time.
[Ed.] Test concluded.
EDIT: I PROMISED A POORLY PHOTOHOPPED PICTURE OF MYSELF AND CORGI:
Perhaps you, also, do not know about this?
LIZZ SAW THIS AND IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT YOU DON'T KNOW WHY IM YELLING STILL!!
99TelepodProblems I know you're holding out on me. You have re-awoken my insatiable hunger for short-legged fuzzy puppy…