... in light of recent celebrations:
ATTENTION. We have video of a corgi puppy falling asleep. I repeat. We have video of a CORGI puppy falling asleep. Brace yourselves for Internet impact in 3..2..1...
Yeah, she looks innocent enough but don't let her fool you. The Great PB&J Heist of 2002? She was the ring leader. The Key Lime Pie Caper? She was the sole mastermind behind that one and almost got away with it by attempting to frame Scout for the crime.
it might be time for them to make with the sexy time.
[Ed.] Test concluded.
It was never an even match, so don't despair, Corgi. Pretty much nobody and nothing can beat a kitten except maybe a nuclear bomb. MAYBE.
EDIT: I PROMISED A POORLY PHOTOHOPPED PICTURE OF MYSELF AND CORGI:
Perhaps you, also, do not know about this?
LIZZ SAW THIS AND IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT YOU DON'T KNOW WHY IM YELLING STILL!!
99TelepodProblems I know you're holding out on me. You have re-awoken my insatiable hunger for short-legged fuzzy puppy dogs. GIVE ME CORGI PICTURES AND GIFS PLEASE.