So, yesterday afternoon, I said to my girlfriend, “Hey, we should have Arby’s for dinner tomorrow night.” When she…

According to reports on social media (via The AV Club) from people in the audience at the taping of his latest episode,…

"It's OK to be a pussy as long as you've got a dick"

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...you look like a man who appreciates the finer things. Might I interest you in some Krugerrands in exchange for some…