So, yesterday afternoon, I said to my girlfriend, “Hey, we should have Arby’s for dinner tomorrow night.” When she asked why I suggested that, I replied, “As a tribute for Jon’s last show, of course.” To which she replied that that was an excuse that she could get behind.
According to reports on social media (via The AV Club) from people in the audience at the taping of his latest episode, Jon Stewart has announced he'll be leaving The Daily Show.
"It's OK to be a pussy as long as you've got a dick"
...you look like a man who appreciates the finer things. Might I interest you in some Krugerrands in exchange for some of your processed combustion engine fuel? Ha ha, no? Well how about then I become your wife?