The CW seasons are wrapping up, and as they do I begin my annual wrap up for where each show is standing. Starting off on a high note, I’ve got Legends of Tomorrow’s third season to review, and yeah, I manage to go a little more in depth than just “Oh my god, you guys, it’s so good”. I could’ve left it at that, but…
Damn! This is the final episode, dudes and dudettes. So much needs to happen so prepare for the batshit insanity of an epic war with all the extras the show can offer you in silly costumes. Let’s react!
This. Fucking. Show. I mean look at the title of the episode! Also, continuity be damned, we’re dealing with Gorilla Grodd trying to kill Obama. Let that sink in, and sink your teeth in the amazing weirdness of this fucking show.
Typical! You break up with someone, and need time apart, and suddenly you find yourself in a world filled with genetically identical copies of her. Let’s watch this.
Last week’s episode was... not great. But tonight looks like maybe a lotta fun! We’ll get to watch Sara go a bit evil with the death totem calling her. Also, freaking Constantine! Who seems to be now a series regular for next season. Let’s react.
It’s an Elvis episode? Are we getting potty jokes? Also we have confirmation of a sixth totem. This show can do no wrong, even if seems like everything should go wrong with it. Let’s react!
This show, man! Tonight’s the obligatory “Let’s torture one of the legends for intel” episode of the season. I would probably roll my eyes if this show wasn’t an absolute delight at every turn. I’m ready, are you?!
PIRATES! Embrace the weird in this show and it shall reward you. Welcome back to Legends of Tomorrow. Sara’s away for a bit, so let’s get everyone else into trouble.
Let’s do The Timeeeee Looop agaiiiin! Welcome back, lovely people. I love that this show just DGAF in the best possible way. Then they manage to sneak some real feels and some seriousness in their shenanigans. Let’s enjoy!
Heeeeere’s Jhonny! Constantine is back tonight for an episode, and in a show with a bisexual assassin leader and an interdimentional anti-nazy gay vigilante, makes more jarring his own Bi erasure. Then again, he is still delightful, so let’s enjoy! And react.
The CW announced that starting next month Supergirl and Legends of Tomorrow will alternate airing in the 8 PM Monday time slot through June. I guess this is how the CW is making room for Black Lightning.
I am not crying. You’re crying! Anyhow, this is Legends and we care not for processing feelings and all that crap. It’s time to fight vikings! Also, some terrible decisions might be made (might?!). And there’s a super surprise I will not spoil for those not paying attention to celebrity news. React!
It’s time for the second part, which is actually part 3 and 4 of the crossover. I know. I know. The Daily Planet doing a feature on Overgirl seems like it’s trying to normalize Interdimentional Nazis, but let’s just hear them out before. There’s ab argument to be made for objective journalism. Meanwhile, let’s react!
It happens today, people! Come for some nazi punching goodness with tonights first part of the crossover, which is really parts 1 and 2, since this is a 4 series cross over told on 4 episodes that are really 2 episodes. Also, Barry is getting married, everyone’s comma was cured, and did I mention punching…
TIME. DISPLACED. GORILLA. GRODD!!!!!!! VIETNAM. GRODD. IS. GOOD. GRODD. REACT.
Goddamit, the pun is terrible but good enough that I have to include it and not attemnt a Spanish translation. Anyhow... It’s Freaky Tuesday and we should have another fun episode! Helen of Troys is also invited. React!
Yuuuup, we’re having an ET inspired episode of Legends and I am all for it! Tonight we visit adorable Baby Atom in an episode that will bring some VERY familiar Aliens. Let’s react!
It is very difficult to keep my telenovela schtick gimmick.... thing!... when we get these types of titles. Then again, Legends is fun, so I will allow it. Let’s get to the new episode with a proper threat, not just stupidity and alcohol. Who am I kidding, I will forgive mostly anything for this show. Let’s react!
Legends has embraced the ridiculousness, and the fun episodes continue this season! Our merry band of screwups (for the better) is now going to the circus. Come chat about tigers and evil clowns and Kelly Anne Conway.