Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

Tech Metaphors for the Tech Impaired

Dr. Mrs. Hatrack emailed me this morning because her external hard drive is starting to fritz out and she wanted me to start shopping for a new one. To get an idea of what to look for I asked her how big the current one is.

DMH: 512 megabytes.

QH: Are you sure? That’s really tiny.

DMH: Yeah, I’ve had it for ages.

QH: That’s like first generation level tech.

DMH: So my hard drive is Cherno Alpha?


QH: No, sweetie, your hard drive is Atom.

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