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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Posters

Whoever is in charge of marketing for the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle film needs to be sent to a desert island with only Vanilla Ice records to listen to. Four fantastic posters were just released for the upcoming movie; one for each of the turtles. If these posters had been the first images I had seen of the reboot, my nerd enthusiasm would have been impossible to restrain. Instead the first item I saw was this:

Now there is no salvaging this movie in the realm of my opinion. Anyways, here are the posters.

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Michaelangelo

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Donatello

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Raphael

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And my favorite turtle, Leonardo.

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