Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

You know, that’s just how it goes, apparently, in North Carolina. People try to f——-ing kill you in the parking lot because their daughter is different.

I didn’t expect this sequence of events to occur after attempting to watch BvS. But it f__ing did. Somehow my opinion that it was a super shitty movie and my opinion that everyone should be able to piss and shit in the room they think is right caused people to attack me in the bar outside the theater and in the parking lot near the theater. And then they followed me...

That sucked. However, I will say apparently that is what IS HUNTERSVILLE, NC.

I was not followed home, and I had people waiting there for me for the attacking people.


I think I am safe.

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