Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

That's what happens when you walk into a straight line

Dr. Mrs. Hatrack and I were driving home this afternoon and she started thinking about our summer plans. “I’m really looking forward to going on vacation and not flying.” I asked her why.

DMH: I hate the idea of the overbooked flights and the grumpy people. Getting treated like some kind of terrorist cattle.”

Me: Those would be the moooslems.

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