Reggie Bush, Football Player, is just like the Silver Surfer, traveling from one bustling metropolis to another, leaving desolation in his wake.

This, according to my fantasy-football-crazed brother. To support his argument:

Left USC. Football coach left at the same time to move to the NFL as well. USC program hasn't been the same.

Went to New Orleans. This was shortly after Katrina, so I'm not entirely sure this was an actual coincidence.

Went to Detroit, which has been dying for a while.

While I'm not entirely sold on his argument, it cracked my shit up. I tried to tell my bro that he probably wants more for his buck—real estate being so cheap. Not sure he agreed.