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The desolation of Smaug's fire burger (at Denny's)

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Last night I was at Denny's, so I tried Smaug's Fire Burger. It tasted pretty good and was actually spicy.


But the desolation hit this morning. I wouldn't recommend this one, even if you like unhealthy but delicious food like I do. The burger is supposed to have spices in it, there's a spicy sauce, and deep fried jalapeno slices. Even if it's not too spicy for the tongue, it still might be for the stomach.

ETA: Also had the pumpkin pie milkshake and it was really good.

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