The moral of this year’s Eurovision Song contest- Raising Vampires does not guarantee victory.

Neither does sending Wildlings - Winter has come to Lisbon, but Tormund Giantsbane did not prevail.

What does bring victory - this year at least - is the love child of Beth Ditto and Björk doing the Chicken Dance. Obviously. Congratulations to Israel.

As a side note- after taking the last place twice and the second to last once, Germany has take a small step up and made it to fourth palce. Wich would be even more reason to celebrate if archnemesis Austria hadn’t made it to place 3, but you can’t have everything... ;)