Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

There is a dangerous virus currently being passed electronically, orally and by hand. This virus is called the Worm Overload Recreational Killer, better known by its acronym: WORK.

If you receive WORK from your colleagues, boss or anyone else via any means, DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely!

If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on, and take two good friends to the nearest pub. There you should purchase a program called Work Isolator Neutralizer Extractor (WINE). This is available in several formats. The quickest acting WINE type is called Swift Hitting Infiltrator Remover All Zones (SHIRAZ). This is the more expensive professional version.

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The cheaper version, which could give you some real headaches, is known as Pro-Lite Organism Network Killer (PLONK).

Run either of the aforementioned WINE programs repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

To assist in the complete eradication of the virus, please forward this warning to five friends. If you do not have five friends then it is highly likely that you have already been infected, and WORK is controlling your life.

NOTE: This virus is DEADLY (Destroys Every Available Decent Living Youngster).

Update 10-18-13

After extensive testing it has been concluded that Best Equivalent Extractor Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but the program will have to be run more times for the same effect.

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