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The Iceman Inketh…

Apparently, Ötzi had some mad ink, which, for those keeping score, is just one more on the list of ways that a 6,000-year-old mummy, who died of an arrow wound sustained in a life or death fight in the Alps, is braver than me.

Either that or someone just thought it would be funny to tattoo some beef jerky and arrange a big hoax.

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