Things aren't working, so any gif you place in a comment below won't be seen, potentially for hours.
"I am an invisible man. No, I am not a spook like those who haunted Edgar Allan Poe; nor am I one of your Hollywood-movie ectoplasms. I am a man of substance, of flesh and bone, fiber and liquids — and I might even be said to possess a mind. I am invisible, understand, simply because people refuse to see me."
EDIT at 1100 EST: Praise Jeebus it somewhat works now!