Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

The Upright Citizens Brigade recently posted this Matthew Starr bit of the kid in every Wes Anderson film. Below he explains, in three phases, what he's looking for in a girl — who can only be reached by carrier falcon, and may or may not be found in a stop-motion foxhole.

h/t A.V Club

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