Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

...the awkwardness of the transition is palpable. Just moments before the Lords of the Speed Skate declared you were pussies and to, "GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY, YOU PUSSIES!!! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPEED SKATE!!!!!" You try to link up hands with somebody, anybody that would save you from being a complete loser, but most likely you fail.


Maybe you are bold enough to couple skate alone or with a member of your own sex. Tell me Odeck, what is your ultimate couple skate song, faithfully?

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