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The Magicians "The Tales of the Seven Keys" Reaction Thread

It’s time, once again to return to the world of Fillory and Magic where everything is awful and our heroes are fucking idiots on a quest to restore magic to the world. How will they do this? I don’t know, probably by accident. Welcome to the Magicians season 3 episode 1 “The Tales of Seven Keys” spoilerific reaction thread, where you can react to the show as it’s playing out or after it’s done.

If you have any reviews of the show you want to share, throw a link to them down in the comments and I’ll throw them up here.


New season, New year, New gimmick, I present to you, Spell of the Night. Where I pick a spell from some random work and tell you what it does.

Spell of the Night: Polymorph from World of Warcraft

Transforms the enemy into a sheep, forcing it to wander around incapacitated for up to 50 sec. While wandering, the sheep cannot attack or cast spells but will regenerate very quickly. Any damage will transform the target back into its normal form.

Only one target can be polymorphed at a time. Only works on Beasts, Humanoids and Critters. -From WoWWiki’s description of the spell

Beware those Spells because those Spells can Spell spoilers!!!!

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