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Illustration for article titled The Mayan Cokepocalypse Has Been Greatly Exaggerated

The cult of Mexicoke is far too powerful to be usurped by the Corn Syrup Cartel. I went out and bought five bottles today with the intent of saving two and then retiring on the millions I would make selling them on ebay in 2035. Oh well, I hope the value of my Beanie Baby collection matures nicely over time.

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