Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

Good morning everybody. I think it's still morning. The nephew screamed for half the bloody night so I'm a bit hazy on details. But my babysitting purgatory is coming to its end, and it has inspired me to suggest for today's topic... what are your plans for the weekend? Let us know or discuss whatever below.

My weekend plans involve driving home from Austin tomorrow, taking a shower, and then dying for at least 48 hours after which I shall rise from the dead like Zombie Jesus, having cleansed myself from the unholy purgatory that was babysitting.


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