Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Illustration for article titled The Trees: A Kinjatic Reimagining

May I present my interpretation of The Trees by Rush.

There is unrest in the Kinja

There is trouble with the trees

For the posters want their O-Deck

And no one hears their pleas

The trouble with the posters

(And they're quite convinced they're right)

They say the O-Deck's too important

Even more so late at night

But most others can't help believing

That this is all just false rage

And they wonder why the posters

Can't be happy on the main page

There is trouble in the Kinja

And the mods are all in bed

As the posters scream 'We Need It!'

And everyone just shake their heads

Credit and apologies to Alex Lifeson, Neil Peart and Geddy Lee.


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