So my parents recently retired and built themselves a house a bit out in the country. No big deal really. Till I saw this!

That is right. My parents retired to the Two Rivers. Pretty sure that means I am secretly the Dragon Reborn who will save the world eventually after a lot of braid pulling, sniffing, woolheadedness, and going mad. What I wonder is when I am going to get two more girlfriends. I already have my Aviendha.

Protip: Kneel before the Lord Dragon, or you will be knelt.