Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

But it's so hard to wait that long...


...and I'm tired of the same old same old.

I guess I'm just going to have to autodial every number in Sunnyvale 'till I can get a good look at those games.


Wait! This magazine is from 1982. GOD DAMMIT. Why does this keep happening to me?

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