Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

There Is Construction Going On At Work. It Sounds Like Dinosaurs.

So my company is expanding our facility (good news for economics) which means there's a lot of construction going on in the building (bad news for concentration). Right now it's a lot of heavy thuds and equipment growling and metal scraping and it sounds like I'm in the middle of the T-Rex paddock on Isla Nublar.

Sometimes the machines make high-pitched squeals, and I start worrying that our doorknobs are not Raptor-proof.

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And then sometimes it sounds just like regular machinery, but I think someone's about to get eaten.

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So now I wear ear plugs and head phones when I can.

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