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These boots almost go up to my ass

I managed to go shopping yesterday. Halloween is coming, so I usually go to a few more thrift stores than usual (and I usually go to a lot of thrift stores anyway). I found some boots that are very similar to this. Okay, maybe they are not quite this tall, but nearly. So I have these thigh high black boots now. Not that I can actually wear them. I have lost a lot of weight this year, but the boots are still a bit snug at the top. But really, the reason why I will never actually wear them anywhere is the heel. They are this tall stiletto nonsense. I cannot walk in them. I am afraid to stand in them without assistance.

But, they were two dollars, so I had to get them anyway.



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