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This ad is sponsored by Worried Movie Goers in favour of giving Leo his f*cking Oscar already.

Because if you don’t, he’s seriously going to hurt himself in his next film. He’s really kinda desperate at this point. He hasn’t really gone the full Christian Bale route of going from being 200 pounds of muscle to starving himself to 100 pound from one movie to the next, but he seems close. Don’t make Leo hurt himself!

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