Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

EDIT: I PROMISED A POORLY PHOTOHOPPED PICTURE OF MYSELF AND CORGI:

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Remember how I told you all that I'm secretly an 80 year old WASPy lady?

No?

Well, I am. Perhaps in the future I will tell about my hunt for the perfect Tom Collins and strand of pearls in juuuuuust the right length.

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ANYWAY the point of the story is that Rolls Royce (the make of automobiles for rich WASPy people) has an app that let's you customize your very own Phantom or convertible coupe. Which meant I spent all day making this:

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With its summer cousin (for going to the Hamptons, obviously. "Jeeves! My Louis Vuitton trunk is ready to go!"). When I'm not driving the 56 Thunderbird, at least.

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She will be mine. Oh yes, she will be mine.

Anyway, just thought I'd share this delightful app with the help... I mean, the ODeck ;)

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