Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

This is Eriovixia gryffindori. If you put it on your head...

..it will sort you into the houses of arachnophobia or spider lovers... Honestly, I think a spider camouflaging as sorting head seems more like a Slytherin thing.... (Or Hufflepuff? I’m sure New Scamander would love it...)

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