Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

This holiday commercial from Mattel that I got on Youtube today:

What the fuck kind of message is this "Hey kids, if you don't get what you want for Christmas, it's okay to throw a tantrum and act like a little shit, cause it's all your parent's fault!"


Well, I got news for you, little spoiled brats - gifts are a privileges, not a right. And when I am giving you a gift, it is a sign of affection - you don't like it? Pretend you do. We all had subpar gifts from someone at least once in our life, and we all lived with it.

And if you throw that box at me young lady, you are going to spend the rest of the holidays in your room.

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