Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Illustration for article titled This is your captain speaking

"This is your captain speaking. Looks to be clear skies with a slight chance of turbulence over the Rockies. We are cleared for takeoff however have run into a very short delay.

That delay being I am a cat who has found a box. Hopefully I can get out of this box quickly... but it is SO WONDERFUL I may need some assistance from my co-pilot who is not a cat and therefore immune to boxes.

Anyways just sit tight and relax, I think I'll be out of this box in no time... I think.... Thank youuuuu for flying American Airlines!"

*ht to Chrono for the pic


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