So, first off—
I wanted to apologise for my short-sightedness. Choosing music to dance around to in my (or my friends') room/dorm/apartment was such an integral part of pre-evening shenanigans when I was younger that it never occurred to me this might not be as universal an experience as I thought it was. I might have been a nerd dork weirdo, but I was a nerd dork weirdo that loved to dance, dammit, and so I did as much of that as humanly possible. I'm sorry if this category was a miss for a lot of you. D'oh.
That being said, it came down to three, and I've had a really hard time choosing. But for Excellence In All-Around Waving Your Hands In the Air While Looking For Stuff To Wear, this week's winner is FrankN.Stein: