Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

What the hell is wrong with you people? I've got a cold. Not one of those sniffly little cough-cough colds where you take a couple tylenol, keep the tissue box handy and get on with your life colds. No this is a head throbbing, lungs like cement, I don't want to get out of bed cold. My throat is so raw I went to the doctor yesterday because I was convinced I had strep throat. But no, just a cold. Still doesn't mean I don't feel like hell. And I have to go to work today because there are tests there I need to grade and I'm pretty much out of sick days. Fuck. Kill me now.

Anyway, I repeat the question: What the hell is wrong with you people?


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