What laws have you broken? Speed limits, obviously. Occasional "accidental" theft when cashiers fail to ring out an item and I don't bother to correct them.

If you haven't broken any laws, which ones do you dream of breaking but don't/won't actually do?

Edit to add: I forgot all that underage drinking I enabled while in college. "Old enough to vote, old enough to join the army, not old enough to drink" is pretty stupid.