Last week I handed theme duties over to Mrs. Hatrack. This week Winnie The Woot came up with one she wanted me to do. WtW would like to know how closely related your Gawker name is to your real identity. Now obviously you don't need to reveal your real name. Be clever, be subtle, be obtuse. Whatever it takes.

I am not a real hatrack. I do, however, occasionally wear hats. Which, I suppose, makes me a quasi hatrack.