Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

I’m hitting the shower, people. How about you? What are your bathing habits? Daily, weekly, only when you’re potent enough the dog won’t play with you? Bath, shower, garden hose? From top to toes, vice versa, from the middle out in ever increasing spirals? Washcloth, pouf, strigil? Just keep it clean people.

So, yeah, like I said, I’m a shower guy. Every morning unless I’m going to be doing something manual labor-y during the day. Occasionally an oatmeal and baby oil bath when the eczema gets really bad. I work my down from my hair, then my face, followed by washing the rest of me with a pouf. And in the interest of brand loyalty and/or product placement: Suave shampoo, Neutrogena face wash and Head & Shoulders 2-in-1 for my dry scaly body.


EDIT: Wet bunny replaced by dry bunny. Don’t scrub your bunnies, people.

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