That man is clearly injured. He’s just checking to see how close the medical team is. How about you? What injuries are fighting through today?

Me, I’m pretty good actually. I got a papercut yesterday on the tip of my left index finger that’s annoying as hell. It’s only about a quarter inch* long but everytime I try to do anything with my left hand I bump it and it stings.

So, now it looks like this:


Because of course, one bandaid won’t stay in place on the tip of a finger.

*one centimeter for non-American readers