Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

Online shopping is great. You can buy whatever you want. Some nice person brings it to your door. Then you can enjoy it at your leisure. And you can do all of it in your underwear. Try that the next time you go to Target. So, what was the last thing you bought online?

I bought a three pack of Sentry Calming Collars for Winky Catrack because she is not handling the arrival of Toast the Clueless with anything approaching a relaxed demeanor.

Illustration for article titled TMIT: Too Much Information Thursday

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