Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

Summer is upon us so it’s time to answer the eternal question: Roller coasters or water park?


The House of Hatrack is Team Water Park all the way. It’s much better than getting all hot and sweaty, the lines are never as long, and I’m too acrophobic get any enjoyment out of a roller coaster anyway. It’s going to be pushing 90F this weekend so we’ve bought our season pass and we’ll be spending Saturday in the lazy river.

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