Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

Rolling out of bed edition. Are you this cat or do spring out of bed ready to face the day? What time do you get up? Shower, breakfast, coffee, jogging...? What’s your morning routine?


I’m a morning slug. I actually just rolled out of bed ten minutes before writing this (that’s 9 am local time to save you the work of guessing my time zone) though I’m usually up by 8:00. In the fall when I go back to work it’s going to be more like 6:30-7:00 (ugh). Take my morning pills, catch up on the internet - which gives my acid reducer time to get to work - breakfast, shower*, clothes, then face whatever the day has to offer.

*Yes, shower every day unless there’s going to be some especially physical or dirty job to perform later. I can’t stand how my hair feels in the morning.

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