I’m sitting here looking at my key ring and realizing that it’s bordering on janitorial. How many keys do you have on yours? What are they for? Do you have more than one key chain?

I have two key chains - one for work and one for life. My life ring has a car key, an apartment key, and a double ram’s horn fob which I bought about twenty five years ago at The Nature Company. My work ring has eight keys. One for the building, one for my office, one for the department office, four different classroom keys (because of course none of them use the same key), and one for the electronics cupboard in one classroom.

Those are not my keys above. These are my keys: