And not for the standard reasons that XKCD comics make my head hurt (I'm not smart enough, or haven't devoted my life to scripting in an obscure language or simply missed that particular year's internet references).

This one is because, I can't be sure that I should ignore the "protip". If I am reading it correctly, then I should not ignore any sentence that contains the phrase "according to quantum mechanics", right?

Now the subtext: "You can also just ignore any science assertion where 'quantum mechanics' is the most complicated phrase in it." I'm on board with...