Keeping this short and sweet, and I hope people read this. Don't. Engage. Trolls.
Some trolls are particularly tenacious and they may keep attacking if you respond to them. I know for a fact some of y'all are very enthusiastic and passionate about your opinions, and some trolls are just as aware. I don't know what makes trolls trolly. All I know is that all they do is raise your blood pressure, get banned, then run like little bitches to the site admins to get unbanned. They seem to think that linking their comment history exonerates them, for some reason, where it actually implicates them further.
Anyway, the point is, please, for fuck's sake, don't engage. Just dismiss. I wish we could smush them all, all the time, but we are only so many people. Now, back to my weekend.