Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

Trying to get a Nobel Price into the USA...

And they're like, 'Uhhhh. Who gave this to you?' And I'm like: 'The King of Sweden.' And they're like: 'Why did he give this to you?' And I'm like: 'Because I helped discover the expansion rate of the universe was accelerating.'

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